February 2012
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
January 2012
YO:
erratico:
Molesto a mis amigos.
Mato a los profesores con el pensamiento.
Me río de cosas estúpidas.
No se explicar donde queda mi casa.
Tengo la capacidad absoluta de golpearme con casi cualquier cosa.
Vivo con flojera.
Cuando no entiendo de que mierda me hablan digo: Ajá, Si, Ok.
Todavia pido regalo de: Navidad.
soy mal pensada:
Así soy yo.
*LIKE A BOSS*
I’m a...
Watchobscurevirgin:
suspiciousxxbugaboo:
geraldakuma:
yuutoland:
gabrielachavesb:
STOP EVERYTHING. PRESS PLAY.
oh my god
<3
WHAT IS AIR
WAJAJAJAJA :’D
I DIE AHAHAHAHHA
NO ME CANSARÉ NUNCA DE ESTE PINCHE GATO ASDAS
CUANDO APAREZCA EN TELEVISION DE LA MANO DE MI...
MI PAPA:ESA ES MI HIJA, YO SIEMPRE SUPE QUE LO PODIA CONQUISTAR
MI MAMA: ESA ES MI HIJA! TAN LINDA COMO SU MADRE, POR ESO LO CONQUISTO!
MI HERMANO: ESA ES MI HERMANITAAAAHHH!
MI EXNOVIO: CHIIN! POR QE LA DEJE IR, MIRA QUE LINDA SE VE EN TELEVISION.
MI PROFESORA: YYEEEHH! ESA FUE MI ALUMNA!
MIS COMPAÑEROS: MIREN ES LA QUE IBA CON NOSOTROS EN EL COLE!
Y YO LES...
Boy: You're cute
Me: Who put you up to this
Boy: What
Me: Was it my mom
Boy: No I think you're rea-
Me: DAMNIT MOM
Boy: I don't understa-
Me: How much did she pay you
